1. Get shit together. Walk through heat and humidity to campus. Wait in chaotic pseudo-line at the Bursar's office, which has only one teller working.
2. Realize you forgot your checkbook.
3. Leave Bursar, start walking home.
4. Get 1/3rd of the way there before remembering you do have your check card.
5. Return to Bursar, wait in line
6. Realize that the check card probably has a per-day limit, and that tuition costs more than that.
7. Call the number on the back of the check card and learn that they can't raise the limit enough.
8. Walk home, remember that you need to drop off your suit in order to get it clean for the wedding on friday.
9. Pick up checkbook and dry cleaning.
10. Drop off dry cleaning downstairs, wait for the extremely slow clerks to get on with it.
11. Walk back to Bursar.
12. Find it closed and locked, because they close at 3:00 for no good reason.
13. Kill everyone. Sweet-talk/lie your way into the office.
14. Write very large check.

Well, at least it's for a good cause (not this good, though). Time to get my learn on.