One week left. Today (in about half an hour, actually), a presentation in front of class. Tomorrow, a review of half of my Senior Project work. Next Tuesday I present my final book project. And a week from today is my final Survey. And then you can stick a fork in me. I can't wait.

So what happens after I graduate? I haven't quite figured that part out yet, but from my best projections it involves dump tucks full of money, a private island, and lots of hot cheerleading chicks. Does anyone who has already graduated care to fill in some of the details?

The Bahamas people have returned. From what I've gleamed, there's been a minimum of blunt force trauma, some lost property and a bit of malaria spreading, but mostly it was a good time. I guess you can forgive a lot when you're in para-frikkin-dise.

They'll all be sorry when I get my private island. When I graduate. Next week.