Sexy: High heels.
Sexier: High boots and high skirts.
Sexiest: One's girlfriend ordering Mexican delivery in fluent Spanish.

A nice hot tea is good, but is no replacement for breakfast.

Speaking of breakfast: If you have a restaurant that serves breakfast, and it runs out of orange juice, hot cakes, bacon, and sausage, don't expect people to stay for breakfast.

Somehow I've discovered a method of waking up, getting breakfast, being semi-productive for maybe two hours, slacking around for a bit, watching some Futurama, eating dinner, and then feeling completely exhausted. I'm not quite sure how I do it, but I've gotten quite good at it.

Spending time in Pennsylvania is good for the soul. Or, at least for my soul. Your souls may vary.